Or It's Free
The Comment Section #1
Every comment is an order. He has 7 minutes.
Read the script (spoilers)
PROMPT: > stimckan goes to Italy π
STIMCKAN: Finally. A vacation.
It was, technically, what he ordered.
Then the comment section placed its order.
PROMPT: > deliver them all
STIMCKAN: ...All of them?
PROMPT: > you have 7 minutes
STIMCKAN: ...It's on the bottom.
Cardboard, it turns out, floats.
STIMCKAN: ...Soggy.
For four seconds, the comment section agreed on something.
STIMCKAN: ...Honestly? Better.
The tornado was buffering. The clock was not.
STIMCKAN: ...I can't fly.
Four minutes ago, this landed on his head.
STIMCKAN: ...Probably decorative.
PROMPT: > one more and you're deactivated
STIMCKAN: ...That's impossible.
For a driver who was nowhere, yes.
The app took his stars. The comment section gave them back.
STIMCKAN: ...Worth it.
And that was every order. Every single—
STIMCKAN: ...Is there a delivery fee?
...Fine. I'll tip.
Don't look at me. ...I'm in a bin.
