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Season 2 · Ep.1

He typed "skip loading". The world took it literally.

Season 2 is 1% loaded, so he skips it... with the loading bar. Then something steps out at 2160p.

Read the script (spoilers)

Season two. One percent loaded.

STIMCKAN: Enough.

PROMPT: > skip loading

That is not what skip means.

STIMCKAN: Oh.

STIMCKAN: I'm GOOD at this!

Loading past one hundred percent is not recommended.

STIMCKAN 4K: Finally.

STIMCKAN 4K: A decent resolution.

STIMCKAN: ...Who are you?

STIMCKAN 4K: I'm Stimckan. The 4K one.

Stimckan had been... remastered.

STIMCKAN 4K: 480p again? Seriously?

STIMCKAN: Hey! That's MY line.

STIMCKAN 4K: Not anymore.

PROMPT: > send stimckan_480p nowhere

STIMCKAN: Wait—

Oh dear.

STIMCKAN: Please... anything but skipping.

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