Compressed
Season 2 · Ep.5
Compressed to JPEG quality 1
Everything is blocks. Save as GIF? Worse. Save as PNG? Now we're talking.
Read the script (spoilers)
NIGEL: COMPRESSING! COMPRESSING! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY VOICE?!
STIMCKAN: I c▓n't s▒e an▓th░ng!
PROMPT: > save as
STIMCKAN: NOT GIF.
NIGEL: SAVE COMPLETE! YOU'RE WELCOME!
STIMCKAN: You did NOTHING.
STIMCKAN: "Stimckan... - Copy"?
STIMCKAN 4K: Nobody sends ME nowhere.
NIGEL: ...UH, BOSS?
STIMCKAN 4K: Nigel.
STIMCKAN 4K: You're fired.
NIGEL: WAIT, WHAT?
STIMCKAN 4K: Now. Let's make this a REAL video.
PROMPT: > format 16:9
STIMCKAN: No no no—
STIMCKAN: Please... anything but JPEG.







