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Season 2 · Ep.5

Compressed to JPEG quality 1

Everything is blocks. Save as GIF? Worse. Save as PNG? Now we're talking.

Read the script (spoilers)

NIGEL: COMPRESSING! COMPRESSING! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY VOICE?!

STIMCKAN: I c▓n't s▒e an▓th░ng!

PROMPT: > save as

STIMCKAN: NOT GIF.

NIGEL: SAVE COMPLETE! YOU'RE WELCOME!

STIMCKAN: You did NOTHING.

STIMCKAN: "Stimckan... - Copy"?

STIMCKAN 4K: Nobody sends ME nowhere.

NIGEL: ...UH, BOSS?

STIMCKAN 4K: Nigel.

STIMCKAN 4K: You're fired.

NIGEL: WAIT, WHAT?

STIMCKAN 4K: Now. Let's make this a REAL video.

PROMPT: > format 16:9

STIMCKAN: No no no—

STIMCKAN: Please... anything but JPEG.

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